Thor and Hulk may have taken separate paths to become muscle-bound heroes and (more recently) gladiatorial combatants in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but we bet they both are kale smoothie sort of guys now. We can imagine both consuming tall glasses of pureed fruits, vegetables, and protein powder - all vaguely Hulk-colored.
This hero will hold around 14 ounces of whatever drink you can throw at them. That means these two can help you relax after a long day at work or power through your day with more caffeine. Caffeine is the gamma radiation that transforms us from mild-mannered (and brilliant) Bruce Banner Monkeys into HULK MONKEYS (transforming into Thor Monkeys is far more complicated). HULK LOVE CAFFEINE. HULK NO SMASH TIKI MUGS!